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Joke of the Day

"Goodnight moon. Goodnight stars. Goodnight 4,000-year-old Earth. Goodnight dinosaur fossils that were put here to test our faith."

"Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly."

"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted people"

"You know those dirty movies that come on late at night? If one of those actresses doesn't feel comfortable doing a certain dirty scene, they use a cunt double"

"Two sausages are in a frying pan One sausage turns to the other and says, ""gettin' hot in here."" The other sausage turns and says, ""holy shit a talking sausage!"""

"You know the difference between Lego and Sex? If you had to click, then... you'd better stick to Lego."

"I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."

"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"

"Snooki doesn't like her nickname. OK. What's another name for a drunken slut? Damn. Paris Hilton is already taken."

"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."