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Joke of the Day

"Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly."

"The hardest part about going through a divorce is finding a hitman you can trust."

"I once made a horse laugh and cry. (NSFW) I told the horse I had a bigger cock. He bursted out laughing. I showed him, he cried."

"They say that dog is mans best friend ... ... but I don't have enemies that stare me directly in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet"

"I saw that new movie about N.W.A I rate it Straight/Compton"

"If Jesus was on a penny they would call it a JC Penny I get sad every time I look in a mirror"

"Doing sexual favors for spaghetti dinners ...makes you a pastatute"

"Great sex is awesome like a hammock. Bad sex is trying to get out of it."

"It's never easy to look at someone and tell them 'That thing we both felt, that thing you saw inside of me, it just isn't there anymore'... Especially when its your obstetrician!"

"Why so many conservative white Americans voted Obama? Old whites on their deathbeds saw ""the light"" people so often experience when they approach death, and accidentally voted for it."