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Joke of the Day

"Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal."

"Why was Stalin literally worse than Hitler? Because Hitler at least wrote his own books"

"Unicorn: Come on man, do it just one more time. Dragon: This is the last time. Unicorn: Hell yeah! Dragon: [toasts unicorns marshmallow]"

"Let's hear your best ""my penis is so big"" jokes My dick is so big that at birth, instead of spanking me, the doctor smashed me with a bottle of champagne"

"Turquoise is the best colour. It's been cyantifically proven."

"Wanna hear my vegetable joke? Nah, It's too corny."

"This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her."

"Just ONCE would I love to see a girl I know in a porno"

"My friends call me The Archeologist Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk"

"What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"