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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear my vegetable joke? Nah, It's too corny."
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"Cop lights should be called sex lights because every time you see them someone is getting fucked"
"A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Who delivers presents to the hood? Crip Cringle."
"My friend told me he found a Gaylord Perry rookie card in his attic. Incredible. I had no fucking clue they made trading cards for the cast of Friends."
"What happened when the teacher fell in the copier? She was beside herself."
"It must be pretty bad being the wife of a suicide bomber... Because if they come home after work, they've had a bad day."
"What is Jesus's least favorite gun? A nail gun."
"In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table? Sir Cumference"
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racists."