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Joke of the Day

"Women are like guns keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it."

"The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis. YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE TIME."

"Once all serial killers decided to compete for the most kills It was a cut throat competition"

"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"

"How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!"

"I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story as a kid, on a basis of ""the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."""

"Ever since Peter was rejected by another girl again, I feel nervous every time he enters the school building. But I'm sure he brings that gun for self-defense purpose."

"I was told to put two planks together I totally nailed it."

"I deal with my problems like how Coors makes money. With a lot of beer"

"I'm not a pessimist. I'm a depressed realist."