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Joke of the Day

"Women are like guns keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it."

"The most tedious aspect of my job is the part where I have to jiggle the mouse every 30 minutes to keep the screensaver from activating."

"TIL: Roofing in the Summer heat can be dangerous WARNING: HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA"

"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"

"What happened when the red ship and the blue ship crashed They were marooned"

"If someone starts talking to you, easily get out of the conversation by nodding while climbing the nearest tree."

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off!"

"When can you call an Arab unlucky? When all his wife's have synchronized periods."

"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"

"If our last names came from the jobs of our ancestors... Then I feel really bad for the boys of the ""Dickinson"" family tree."