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Joke of the Day

"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"

"What did the old maid get the vasaline for? 84 cents. Joke by my grandfather"

"Remember World War II? Now close your eyes and imagine? Women and children don't exist. Everyone else is a Man, 90 years old. How long would it have taken for World War II to finish?"

"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul...to keep... If I shall die before I wake-- Yah, I really don't like where this is going."

"What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!"

"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."

"Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them ""get a conference room!"""

"What do you say to a handicapped dog? ""Stay"""

"What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko."

"Men: The Only creature blessed with the superpowers to make Any machine a smoke machine in kitchen especially when his wife isn't home."