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Joke of the Day
"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"
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"Ambidextrous baseball players... Swing both ways"
"If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED? BULLSHIT! ""Maybe if you didn't suck.."" *slams x-box on floor*"
"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"
"What's better than kiddie porno? Adult porno. Kiddie porn is gross, you sick fuck!"
"Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration."
"""MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!"" I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road..."
"Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps? All his comebacks take three days.."
"You want to urge someone to do something ASAP, when do you use ""come to"" instead of ""come on""? come to me..."
"The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond."