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Joke of the Day

"I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story as a kid, on a basis of ""the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."""

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"Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire convicts I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con."
"3 logicians walk into a bar the bartender says ""do you all want beer?"" the first logician says ""I'm not sure"" the second logician says ""I'm not sure"" the third logician says ""Jul 16"""
"Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone's eyes were closed."
"My Butt giving the day off to employees on Thanksgiving.. **PSYCHE** Probably gonna take a huge dump instead."
"Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol"
"What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia? A cancelled check."
"If women can do anything men can do... how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?"
"Sometimes when I play a game on my computer, the screen goes dark and I see my own reflection in the screen and wonder what I am doin with my life ..then the next level starts."
"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell."