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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dancing girl? She danced on one leg and then the other, but she made her living between the two of them."

"*slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR"

"What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."

"What did the vegetables say at the garden party? Lettuce turnip the beet"

"Coworker: Pass your random drug test? Me: With flying colors! CW: Really? Me. So many colors! CW: You're high right now aren't you?"

"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."

"How did the elephant get out of the river? Wet"

"Why do people say look when they want me to listen?"

"Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike? She was a cat."

"Fight Club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, I showed up late so I missed the first few rules but it was awesome I love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"