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Joke of the Day

"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."

"Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall."

"Why are all those people running? A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running?"

"You know when you're peeing with a boner... It's really hard."

"I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid ""why I'm late"" story."

"A blind man walks into a bar... and into a table, and into a chair..."

"A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes."

"Whats the most sexually frustrated food? Cantaloupe."

"What does a prostitute wear on her feet? Whore shoes."

"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70? She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69."