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Joke of the Day
"What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside? Ninja chicken."
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"Boomerang I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away ?"
"Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving? Because all they serve is cold turkey."
"A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon."""
"something we all think is funny. Everybody thinks a pussy fart is funny, right?"
"knock knock ! Who's there ? The cops. The cops who ? ""I'm sorry to tell you m'am but your son has passed away."""
"You seriously don't want hear my next Fibonacci joke. It's as bad as the previous two combined."
"AY LMAO's in a bar. Two aliens are sitting in a pub. One of them turns to the other and says, plububulaBBHAJGGIUI@@#GJKG?' The other one replies, Dude, you are seriously shitfaced.'"
"Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?"
"I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want"