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Joke of the Day

"What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside? Ninja chicken."

"They call me the human Hoyer lift... because I'm good at picking up fat chicks."

"Reddit, what is your go to Q & A joke? The cornier the better. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."

"'How to Win Friends & Influence People' is getting a sequel How to lose friends and alienate people."

"What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino? 'elephino.."

"I'm a virgin but I have sex sometimes"

"*date* GIRL: I love hot tubs. Do you love hot tubs? LOBSTER: That's like the third time you've asked me that."

"I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can't drive because that would be ridiculous."

"Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button."

"I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy. ""Making breakfast. ;)"" ""Walking the dog. ;)"" ""Broke in to your house ;)"""