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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits? Hobbitat for Humanity"
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"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."
"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You don't look like you could take a joke."
"I'm 39 years old and I still have no idea what I would do if a kangaroo entered my bedroom in the middle of the night."
"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"
"My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards."
"If I cut a coupon out of the paper, get a code word from the radio, then watch a morning show & answer 3 questions, I get 10% off a coffee."
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian."
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead hookers? Your erection."