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Joke of the Day

"I'm ABSOLUTELY positive I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber."

"Relationships are like algebra. Do you ever look at your x and wonder y?"

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" And it was at that moment when Peter broke down in tears, having realized that his mother's Alzheimer disease had finally reached past the point of no return."

"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."

"I'd like to tell a joke about Dratini... Only urbanites will get it."

"How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday? With a low-key event"

"""I HATE TACOS!"" ...Said no Juan ever."

"Why are all these prostitutes advertising? And what the hell is an egg cunt anyway? [OC]"

"OCTOPUS: *places tentacle on Bible* JUDGE: Do u swear to tell the truth? O: Yes BAILIFF: *spends like 8 minutes trying to get Bible unstuck*"

"A hard worker got a promotion. Thats the joke."