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Joke of the Day
"Whoever called it getting drunk and not grunk detting just didn't get it."
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"What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !"
"Everyone, stop making menstrual cycle jokes. Period."
"A Classic Joke for all ages! Knock Knock."
"So these lepers are playing ice hockey and he gets kicked off the team. Why? Because there was a face off on the ice."
"2016 jokes Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer....and my alarm clock is the police."
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