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Joke of the Day
"What makes an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"
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"Lesbian Pick Up Line ""Hey girl, you wanna go swimming? We can do the scissor kick."""
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"I don't hate you, but if you we're drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck."
"What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing? A *Mass Debate*"
"Why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!"
"Want to feel old? Tsar Simeon I of Bulgaria would be 1,150 years old today!"
"What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent."
"I sat next to this attractive Thai girl on the train... I kept thinking *don't get an erection*,*don't get an erection*, but she did."