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Joke of the Day

"I sat next to this attractive Thai girl on the train... I kept thinking *don't get an erection*,*don't get an erection*, but she did."

"[date] HER: no more Scooby Doo imitations ME: ok WAITER: today's special is baby octopus ME: [Shaggy voice] zoinks HER: I'm done ME: ruh roh"

"Hey Chandler, wanna hang out with me, Phoebe and Monica later? We're going to the park to open and close umbrellas in a fountain."

"[swipes debit card] *would you like cash back?* yes [gazes at photo in wallet of steve jobs johnny cash & bob hope, whispers] yes i would"

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods... The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian"

"Sluggish (n): What slugs speak."

"Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a table, and then a chair."

"When Vanna White dies... Do you think her family will receive a lot of touching letters?"

"What Do You Call A Gay Boxer? ""Fruit Punch"". I'm sorry."