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Joke of the Day
"What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night? reddit"
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"What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition? He got a constellation prize."
"Oe Oe Oe so there's these 2 monkeys bathing one monkey says: oe oe ooooe second monkey says: did you forgot to put some cold water in?"
"Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded? The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart."
"A lady came to my door the other day, asking for donations to my local sperm bank.. I gave her a right mouthful."
"I asked the Riddler if I could be the host of his next party. He said, ""Be my guest."""
"Way to greet me with a headache, Friday. Who died and made you an asshole? You think you're Monday or something?"
"I'm just a naked guy in an elm tree noticing the creepy way you stare at me through your bathroom window."
"They say religion is the opiate of the masses Makes sense, because when I go to church I nod off... (This is actually a joke I made up. Thought I'd share)"
"Have you seen the one about the idiots with bad jokes? Yep, Reddit."