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Joke of the Day
"What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night? reddit"
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"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"
"breathed a little air through my nose when thought of this http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3szbjn/"
"Tech support guy asked me to rank my issue as normal, urgent, or extremely urgent. I did a 6min long scream into the phone & let him decide."
"Why Snoop Dogg can't eat a hotdog... Because he drops it like it's hot!"
"The greatest trick the devil ever played was making you feel productive when you're really just fucking around."
"Mother: What do you mean the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit."
"""Mommy, mommy, I don't wanna see grandma!"" ""Shut up and keep digging!"""
"Two fish are in a tank, what does one fish say to the other? How do you drive this thing?!"
"Batman stands high on a ledge over Gotham... ""This is high. How did I get up here again? This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."""