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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lamp you send in the mail? Lamp post"
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"Friendly advice: Don't compare your girlfriend to an avocado. Even if she IS the good kind of fat."
"My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me... It's soda grading."
"A r/news mod walks into a bar [Removed]"
"Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond."
"""Our toes look nothing like that!"" - Camels"
"Every joke about reddits mods [removed]"
"A child asks: ""Mom, why do women wear white on their wedding day?"" Mom: Well, they wear white because it's the happiest day of their life. Child: Then why does the man wear black?"
"Here's my favorite limerick. There once was a man from Nantuckett Whose dick was so long he could suck it Wiping cum from his chin He said with a grin If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"
"A paedophile and a young boy are walking through a forest at midnight..... The young boy says, ""I'm scared"". The paedophile says, ""You're scared? I've got to walk back on my own!"""