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Joke of the Day
"Friendly advice: Don't compare your girlfriend to an avocado. Even if she IS the good kind of fat."
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"What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean? Bob. *I'm so sorry*"
"What is the worst joke you have ever Heard? I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"What is the sexiest pair of lingerie? Your mother's thigh highs and a Freudian slip."
"What is an aliens favorite keyboard key The space key"
"Think about the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. Not really true, right?"
"If there weren't any democrats... then who would be left?"
"John Cena wakes up in the hospital Cena : Where am I? Nurse : I.C.U Cena : No you can't"
"What does a Astronaut that likes to play Basketball eat for Breakfast Space Jam I hope this hasn't been posted yet"
"What's the most awkward part of a redneck wedding? When her father and brother walk her down the isle."