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Joke of the Day

"What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup? ""I, 4-1, know we won't win."""

"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're."

"What's the most confusing day in the hood? Father's Day"

"Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League."

"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'."

"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."

"If Trump wins, I think I may know what will happen to New Mexico [Removed]"

"Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman."

"What does Dick Cheney call rape? Enhanced Seduction Techniques."

"We were making out on the couch and She's like ""Let's take this upstairs"" I'm like ""Ok you grab one side and I'll grab the other!"""