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Joke of the Day

"what did the ranch say to the refrigerator? close the door, I'm dressing!"

"Why was Slave Leia covered in cum and picking hair out of her mouth? She's into Chewkaki."

"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."

"What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam"

"Whenever someone tells me they get a ""high"" from running, all I'm thinking is, ""You've obviously never been high before."""

"Did you hear the one about three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"How do People in New Orleans have their beer? Watered Down"

"The gun that killed Reddit Went **Pao Pao Pao**"

"What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)"

"Why do bunnies have soft sex? They have cotton balls."