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Joke of the Day

"A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton."

"What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?"

"Bar of gold walks into a pub, The bartender says ""Au get out of here"""

"I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with"

"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that but it's also terrible."

"I once shot an unarmed man Well I was the one to shoot of both his arms but still..."

"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...black and strong!"

"A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, ""Looks like Santa lost his temper again."""

"There's a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to stay cool but not enough so it gets eaten by monsters."