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Joke of the Day

"Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it did we?"

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"Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed?"
"A jewish boy goes up to his father and says ""Abba, I need 40 dollars."" The father looks surprised and says "" THIRTY DOLLARS? What do you need Twenty dollars for?"""
"I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back"
"How do feminists get away with murder? They won't let anyone finger them."
"[On stage at comedy club] ""Doritos: 11 chips per serving"" *audience erupts in laughter* ""Oreos: 3 cookies per serving"" *audience loses it*"
"Burger King of Kings. Have it Yahweh."
"""hey dad, when did they outlaw hyperboles?"" ""hmm i dont know son, like a bajillion million years ago? idiot"" *cops bust down door*"
"""Pete's coming for dinner tonight."" ""Pete from work or Pete who thinks he can walk through doors?"" [Massive thud] ""I'll just check."""
"Studies show that, on average, humans kept in cubicles live just as long as free-range humans."