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Joke of the Day

"Wife holding bank statement: What's this payment? Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly? M: No, it's just for the one skydive"

"I don't get why everybody hates on ISIS.... Their drug policy, for one, is incredibly progressive. Women get stoned legally over there all the time!"

"Which came first? Chicken or the egg? I CAME FIRST! edit: CAME = CUM"

"Christianity One woman's affair which got out of hand."

"How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 7"

"""The ankle so important to a basketball player."" Something the announcer just said."

"How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through."

"Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive? Because she is smoking hot"

"What RoflWhale really stands for. Rolling on the floor laughing while having a lubricated ejaculation!"

"Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal."