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Joke of the Day
"Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons? Because of inflation"
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"What's white and washes your socks? Your wife."
"Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road? The eggrolled"
"The internet is an amazing thing. One minute I'm at work looking up random pages, passing the time, the next minute I'm at home looking for a new job."
"Cashier: would u like a bag? Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice"
"I go to seafood restaurants to show the lobsters in the tank I have a bigger penis than them. Then shrug my shoulders as they boil to death."
"Madonna falling was wrong on so many levels. Well 2, the stage and the floor."
"My appointment at Gamblers Anonymous is at 25 to 1..."
"Best joke in soccer right now. Mexico's national team."
"My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards. *He takes strip poker very seriously.*"