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Joke of the Day

"If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I'd go back to use every come back I ever thought of 10 minutes too late."

"I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls."

"Oops, It slipped, wrong hole! But since I'm already here..... -Men"

"How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright."

"Thanks to Twitter, rock bottom now has a waiting list."

"The First Time"

"My son wants a bb gun for Christmas I told him I'l give it my best shot"

"A horse walked into a bar... After assessing the danger of the situation 5 men immediately left the bar."

"What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of? ...misogynistic."

"Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?"