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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alien with three balls? E.T. the extra testicle."
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"It's too human to go outside."
"What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper? Nothing. He just grit his teeth."
"I like my women like I like my sex partners... Female."
"I decided to be vegan! Until I realized that it was a missed steak"
"when i was a kid my father caught me wearing a ponytail so he sat me down and made me eat an entire steven seagal movie"
"Behind every great man is a great woman. Way behind. Because men are faster."
"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."
"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? He said ""I still love Vista, baby!"""
"Four Mexicans drowned over the weekend Newspaper headline: Quatro sinko"