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Joke of the Day
"Behind every great man is a great woman. Way behind. Because men are faster."
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"A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score."
"Over the weekend, the new ""Godzilla"" movie came out. I don't know how Godzilla doesn't hurt himself. I once had to go to the emergency room after stepping on a Lego piece."
"Your teeth are like the stars Yellow and separated."
"Carving a boob from a tree would be pretty cool Wooden tit?"
"Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn't be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn't waste thousands of them in the '80s throwing them at Mario."
"Apparently the first thing you should say after you back over your wife's foot is ""I'm sorry"" not ""I guess that means no sex tonight"""
"Knock knock Shoes there. Must be the invisible man."
"If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies? A Swallow."
"[first date] her: so are you a dog or cat person? me: *long dramatic pause* well... i'm almost positive that i'm just a normal person..?"