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Joke of the Day

"What did the FLAC say? I'm an audiophile"

"I can tell we still live in a sexist society because... Doctors still make more money than nurses."

"[in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy."

"Wanted: Human left leg, to finish the monster I'm making in my basement. Will pay handsomely. No weirdo's."

"I had an affair with English. Since then, Math and I don't speak."

"What do you call a group of dead geologists? Mineral Spirits"

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse? About 204 days."

"How do you know you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"Two fish are STILL in a tank one turns to the other and says ""NOPE!"""

"I don't think Santa would be able to visit USA this year! After all, Donald Trump hates them with beards!"