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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... It needs more work."

"It was just yesterday where it was a requirement to say grace before every meal... Now the only importance before a meal is making sure you get glamour shot for instagram."

"When I make Breakfast all I want is a ""Thank You"", Not ""Who are you and how did you get into my house"""

"How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti."

"What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)"

"Did you hear about what the medics found on Paul Walker's radio? His face."

"99.9% of people are idiots Fortunately, I belong in the 1% of intelligent people"

"Why are Nazis such bad DJs? Because they dont get the difference between 33 and 45."

"Cat: Human, congratulations, I've chosen your face to sleep upon tonight. If at some point you cannot breathe, do not wake me."

"What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......"