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Joke of the Day
"What did the collections person say to the board.. You've been surfed!"
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"Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is."
"Man walks in on his son A man walks in on his son masturbating, and gets really mad ""Hey, save that for when you are older!"" By the time the kid was 18, he had three jars full."
"I just got a new job at a gay magazine. I'm a poofreader."
"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"
"I found a great recipe in my mathbook Everything was amazing except the *cos-law*"
"Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. Kinda like crying, screaming, or dying."
"Be careful of shoe thieves I hear they're afoot."
"What's the definition of a great farmer? He's outstanding in his field."
"If you can't be interesting, please at least have a completely insane allergy."