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Joke of the Day
"Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is."
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"How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes? If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes."
"What do Engineers use as birth control? Their Personality."
"What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe? A fat giraffe"
"How come the Government knows when I don't file my taxes, and when I leave the country, and when I take a shit - but still needs a census?"
"If Oscar De La Toya Jackson isn't the best drag queen name ever, I don't know what I'm doing in these heels and boxing gloves anymore."
"How come squirrels get a pass to bury whatever they want in the park but the cops go crazy when I try to bury one tiny bloody knife?"
"Why did the socialist drop out of high school math? Because there were too many damn inequalities."
"Once you go black... ..you become a single mother. ^^^sorry"
"Why is 6 scared of 7? Cause 7 is a six offender"