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Joke of the Day
"I just got a new job at a gay magazine. I'm a poofreader."
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"I could never be in a hardcore band because I'd feel awkward putting a sticker up in every bathroom stall I enter."
"[pharmacy] ""I'd like a refill for this bottle of pills"" PHARMACIST: Would you like childproof? ""No thanks, I already believe in children"""
"Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society."
" Is this the real life? Are you a manatee? Let's beat up french fries I should lay off the LSD "
"A blind man walks in to a bar... ...and a chair...and a table..."
"My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's ""a Dell"""
"So, A Helium Molecule walks into a bar... the bartender says ""we don't serve don't serve noble gases here."" It Doesn't React!"
"I'm not racist People just disappoint me."
"My father never told me why he removed the last page of my comics. I drew my own conclusions."