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Joke of the Day

"I found a great recipe in my mathbook Everything was amazing except the *cos-law*"

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... FREE"

"The neighbors yard smells like weed. I'm glad those seeds I threw over the fence are starting to grow."

"I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight.... It's probably not a good night to go to jail...."

"What's the difference between a cunt punch and fisting? pants"

"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence"

"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A watermelon."

"I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal."

"Opinions are like Assholes... Everyone has one, and some just taste better than others."

"Why did the hipster burn himself? Because he played with fire before it was cool."