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Joke of the Day

"My mom once told me.... ....the only way I'll ever get laid is if I crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"I just went on a date with a woman that had 12 nipples.. Sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"Having sex was like riding a bicycle for the first time... My dad was there holding me from the back."

"What do you call a criminal that cant see? A macular degenerate."

"Why did the computer science student drop out? He just couldn't hack it."

"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"

"Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion."

"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"

"Why did Cindrella sucked at baseball? Because she kept running away from the ball."

"People who hum in public must be blissfully unaware of how close to death they are at all times"