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Joke of the Day
"Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America tonight."
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"Overheard at work: ""that is music to my ears"". Where else would the music go smartypants?"
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"Doctor Strange, Weird Al, and Oddjob walk into a bar... that's a very unusual event."
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