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Joke of the Day

"I'm planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn't my first choice but my doctor told me I can't have any biologically."

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"What's worse than a dead lawyer? A living one."
"Anyone want to hear my Human Centipede joke? Nah, I won't tell you it. It sucks ass."
"No, YOUR stupid."
"What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."
"Usain Bolt and I have a lot in common I can run for less than 10 seconds and enjoy smoking Degrasse"