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Joke of the Day
"Will you marry me? 'Is a marriage proposal' Will, you, Mary, me? 'A foursome inquiry'"
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"I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today"
"Feminism is a broad issue."
"Why are pirates so mean? They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
"What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes? No Shit Sherlock."
"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."
"""No child of mine is going out in a skirt that short."" ""Dad, I'm sixteen. I'll wear what I want!"" ""Yeah, but son, your nuts are showing."""
"I like my women like I like my wine. Locked in a cellar."
"*wakes up at the crack of Dawn* *instantly regrets drunk dialing Dawn last night*"
"What did the Duck say to the Prostitute? ""Put it on my bill"""