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Joke of the Day
"Why are pirates so mean? They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
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"What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie? ""People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP""!"
"I heard that the president was poisoned, then cured. But the information is purely antidotal."
"Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband."
"The best cure for male pattern baldness is a six-figure income."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I'v never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"
"If there's Noel.... ...then could a king be born in Israel? (If there's ""No L"", how can there be a king born in ""Is-rye-L"")"
"I saw a man at the beach yelling ""Help, shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"Why is a doctor always calm? He got a lot of patients"
"How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."