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Joke of the Day
"Nothing is creepier than driving next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."
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"What to you call a fat computer? A dell"
"What is Worse than Ants in your pants? Uncles"
"The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth."
"Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs? Because he ate too much of them."
"TIL In Australia 'boo' means to return Because when you throw a normal merengue it doesn't come back"
"""Better to be pissed off than pissed on!"" Actually, I prefer a third scenario where I'm not angry or covered in piss."
"I'm at an age where ""getting lucky"" only means I have the house to myself..."
"A man sneezes on the subway who clearly has a cold. The man next to him says in a disgusted tone, ""people like you make me sick."""
"There are 2 types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."