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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you soak a thumbdrive in vodka and shove it up your keister... an upload."

"Unemployment jokes aren't funny They just don't work"

"What would Hitler be called if he entered into Japan unlawfully? An illegal Aryan."

"Everytime I pull a prank on Niagara She falls for it"

"What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants? ""It's driving me nuts!"""

"There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton."

"I thought about buying used toilet paper But I hear it's pretty shitty"

"Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors? Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!"

"Lucky I didn't get caught... I was nailing this chick in the park the other weekend. And I was so lucky not to get caught. Supposedly crucifixions are illegal these days"

"the first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule so we have an even number of rules"