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Joke of the Day

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she takes out her tampon, all of the cotton is picked."

"I prefer regular taxis to Uber in NYC cause the driver and I can both treat each other like shit without worrying about getting a bad grade"

"I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year"

"When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's."

"Everyone keeps saying ""0scars r our Olympics!"" O for f*ck sake. And our Pussy Riot is Justin Beiber fighting Shia lebeouf"

"Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office? He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer."

"Blue Collar Work Where does the blue collar chicken work? The Eggplant."

"Boob Job What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts? Ans: Silicon Valley."

"This joke didn't just happen by chance It was punintentional"

"Tits are like Legos I'm always stepping on them."