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Joke of the Day

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she takes out her tampon, all of the cotton is picked."

"Fat joke with girlfriend Me : I want to go to McDonald's grab something to eat Gf : yeah that's what fat people do !!! Me : alright then you can grab something for me ! Thanks babe :)))"

"how do you circumcise a hillbilly? you kick his sister in the jaw. yee haw!!"

"Jared from Subway Apparently Subway is removing the foot long from the Kids menu"

"There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them."

"A man enters an auto parts store. Man: ""I need a windshield wiper for a Smart Car"" Clerk: ""Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade"""

"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"

"What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies? Hydra-Gin"

"Got into an argument with a cripple and won. He didn't have a leg to stand on."

"Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?"