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Joke of the Day

"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."

"What's a gay man's favorite time? Eight a'cock"

"What do you call a Mexican riding a bike? Wow. You guys are some racist fucks. He's a bike rider. On a bike he probably stole."

"A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office. The first thing she says is, ""I can see your nuts."""

"Still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my love note that was passed to the wrong boy in kindergarten."

"Two fish were in a tank.. one turned back and said to another..""How do you drive this thing?"""

"If your band's name is a plural & it doesn't have a ""the"" in front of it, I will fucking put one there."

"What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."

"What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already."

"There were tons of reddit admins responsible for today's commotion. But not many of them."