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Joke of the Day
"If you think you're frustrated, Try teaching an Italian sign language."
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"Dios mios! A: You shouldn't say the lord's name in vain! B: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!"
"What's a calender's favorite fruit? Dates."
"The tip of my tongue is sore, and I just can't think of why that is."
"What do you call something that protects your fucking cock during sex? A condom"
"Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working."
"Tesla Car Driving Grandmother to Family Christmas. 12 Hours Later...: Pulls up into the family home dead with the children yelling ""Grandma's here! Grandma's here!"""
"Are you 9/11, Gurl? Cuz I would never forget you."
"My gym sent me home for following their motto it's confusing, they need to change it to ""go hard and go home"""
"TIFU by being King of the jungle. Lololol I am Lion"