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Joke of the Day
"Are you 9/11, Gurl? Cuz I would never forget you."
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"""I like your pushy."" Sean Connery talking dirty to his woman"
"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."
"Told my kid not to touch the floor of the bathroom, so he licked the doorknob instead. The dumb is strong in this one."
"I've got a major hate-over after Hitler's birthday yesterday... Needless to say, things got a little heated."
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"Do you know why Stevie Wonder can't see his friends? He got married."
"CNN: President Obama Rescues a Child From a Burning Home FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working Firefighters"
"*watching an old Lassie show Me: How come you can't do those things? Dog (mutters): If we had a well I'd push you into it."
"I politely asked a woman on my flight if she could put her kid in the overhead compartment & she looked at me like I was crazy or something."