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Joke of the Day
"So I gave a blind guy a basketball. I think he's still trying to read it..."
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"Call me self-indulgent, but I only stay in motels that advertise ""color TV"" and ""air-conditioning"" on their sign out front."
"If god came down to earth, he'd have to take the form of Morgan Freeman. At this point, anything less would be disappointing."
"I just bought the best vacuum ever It sucks"
"It's fun to chant ""Bloody Mary"" three times into your car's side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up"
"What was Beethoven's favorite food? BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)"
"What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat"
"Trump's pussy grabbing days are behind him... But now he has his finger on a different red button."
"What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly? A receding hareline"
"Do you know how to tell if a date rapist put a roofie in your drink? Wanna beer?"