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Joke of the Day
"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"
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"All it takes is 10 minutes without electricity to prove my total uselessness as a person."
"American Top Gear"
"I have a great joke Newcastle United"
"I have a problem with commitment Never mind that joke is lame anyway"
"Why don't the blind bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"I just got an eyelash in my eye and I'm yelling at it cuz it's supposed to prevent this shit from happening like, ""YOU ONLY HAVE ONE JOB."""
"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."
"I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out"
"How is pussy like veal? It tastes sweeter the younger it is."