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Joke of the Day

"What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice? Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week"

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"There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."
"That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more than you."
"A man told his doctor he has a small problem The doctor replied: ""Is it your penis?"""
"What did one earthquake say to the other? It's not my fault."
"Welcome to Premature Ejaculation Club A lot of you came early, I'm not surprised"
"How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus? Poke 'em on."
"Why did the man get a job as a horse handler? He wanted stable employment"
"Did you here about the Jewish son who asked his father for $50? The father says - ""40 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""