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Joke of the Day

"My 'Sleep Number' is Grey Goose."

"What's a catalyst? It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows."

"Why Did The Stadium Get Hot After The Game? Because all the fans left."

"Dramatic performance I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words."

"Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was out standing in his field."

"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."

"Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field."

"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."

"I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and left."

"I'm extremely terrified that Donald Trump might run this country..... I completely mean that."