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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?"
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"Some women are never satisfied. Last night i gave my girlfriend the biggest orgasm of her life. What did she do, spit it out."
"40 years later: - Grandpa, sing me a song of your youth. - Oppa Gangnam Style. Opp, opp, opp, opp!"
"If Donald Trump becomes president... Does that make orange the new black?"
"A group of people asked me to make a joke about barometers but I couldn't handle the pressure"
"An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents Her mother says: ""You bring great Shamus to this family."""
"""She loves me not..."" : Picks last petal : ""She LOVES ME!"" Flower: ""...NOT! LOL nerd"" : Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :"
"Congratulations, outspoken atheists! You've made not having a religion into your religion!"
"I bet the guy who invented falling asleep was totally like ""Oh no! I died! Hey, wait a minute..."""
"For $11, you can come to my house and watch me shave. The plot is a little weak, but the 3D effects are amazing."