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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to someone with a bladder problem? Urine trouble."

"Me:what did daddy say when he broke his phone? 7y:can I repeat swear words? Me: no 7y: he said nothing then"

"The angry moment when you plug your charger into your phone but you realize hours later your charger wasn't plugged in."

"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim......"

"Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, ""Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"""

"No matter how hard you try to push that envelope It will still be stationery. ^edit: ^spelling..."

"How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections"

"Difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your meat."

"My girlfriend caught me masturbating to Michael Jackson. She asked what I was doing I told her to beat it."

"I got charged for a satellite dish the other day... I was furious. He told me it'd be on the house."